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The moment you book Dirty Wafer, you can relax and rest assured that you have done the best thing for your event. Formed way back in 2007 to cater for a new type of audience. An audience who wanted more than the traditional wedding and corporate bands, a new audience who wanted a stylish, modern and fresh band who would play their favourite tunes.

After nearly 10 years, we have played hundreds of gigs across the UK and abroad playing for a client base that stretches from the Ministry of Defence in Germany, to Coca Cola's corporate event, to weddings and parties. Dirty Wafer cover it all.

We have performed hundreds of weddings over the years, we love the vibe and atmosphere that we can bring to any event or party and take pride in entertaining you and your guests right from the start. Leave it with us, we've got it sorted.

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We specialise in these genres:

  • Rock
  • Soul
  • Funk
  • Pop
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We play these instruments:

  • Bass
  • Keys
  • Vocals
  • Drums
  • Guitar
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We are happy to perform at these events:

  • Private Party
  • Birthday Party
  • Company Party
  • Wedding
  • VIP Event
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We are based in Rainham, United Kingdom.


Willing to travel nationwide.

Travel may increase the final quote.